Important to me

googlevideos:

sex is a lot like a hot bath

once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in

i’ve never had sex

vinegod:

That friend who take movies way too serious.. by Alexander Holtti

That friend who has no emotions whatsoever…

coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

Did he just…?

Did he just…?

corsmos:

That last line is basically how I sext people.

kurtwoodsmith:

blvffcity 🌵

Wow.

adambloghart:

artaeologist:

there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model

blvffcity:

penice:

HURRK LOOK AT THIS FUCKING WAR CRIME THAT IS THIS GAME’S WATER REFLECTIONS


sand-head

Bruh.

blvffcity:

penice:

HURRK LOOK AT THIS FUCKING WAR CRIME THAT IS THIS GAME’S WATER REFLECTIONS

sand-head

Bruh.

hella-cutie:

six selfies ft. cat & watermelon

surprisebitch:

the-babe:

cumdoodle:

Nash Grier compilation of comebacks

"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps"

yaaas drag him

msjewbooty:

“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny

jocastamazing:

So adorable

jocastamazing:

So adorable

snorlaxatives:

buttlicked:

not gunna lie……… im not a huge fan of garlic bread..„„