Important to me
me: forgets i'm wearing eyeliner
me: rubs eyelid
me: who the hell is bucky

obrienpops:

ttimeturner:

i cried about the eggs

we all cried about the eggs

dont-even-stress-it:

you can actually see anna’s eyes screaming for help

what am i doing in this movie

the paycheck wasnt worth it

i regret this decision greatly

THATS SO FUNNY

legalmexican:

someone kiss me and call me baby 

jocastas-bible:

willkirvy:

jocayden:

the single most embarrassing moment to ever happen in the history human existence

this already exists and is at this link with well over 2 million views

Omg

I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.

megafunnyquotes:

For more humor visit: www.bestfunnyjokes4u.com

acidgirlfriend:

life hack: make out w/ me and tell me i’m cute

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What does your actual face look like
Anonymous
yogaboi:

The next supreme

yogaboi:

The next supreme

thatscienceguy:

The glass tank is filled with a gas called Sulfur Hexafluoride which is a one of the more dense gases, and it also happens to be as transparent as air so it gives the illusion of something floating in mid air, when it is really just acting like a boat in water.


Sweeeet

thatscienceguy:

The glass tank is filled with a gas called Sulfur Hexafluoride which is a one of the more dense gases, and it also happens to be as transparent as air so it gives the illusion of something floating in mid air, when it is really just acting like a boat in water.

Sweeeet

Me: *Watching Mulan* *Awesome drumbeat starts*
Me: I will not sing.
Me: I will not sing.
Me: I will n- LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.