sex is a lot like a hot bath
once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in
i’ve never had sex
That friend who take movies way too serious.. by Alexander Holtti
That friend who has no emotions whatsoever…
if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me.
That last line is basically how I sext people.
there are five frogs staring at me right now
but only one can be america’s next top model
HURRK LOOK AT THIS FUCKING WAR CRIME THAT IS THIS GAME’S WATER REFLECTIONS
six selfies ft. cat & watermelon
Nash Grier compilation of comebacks
"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps"
yaaas drag him
“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny